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"Naughty but Nice" Fortune Cookies
Types of fortunes:
Over 100 different slightly naughty jokes & quotes. The fortunes are good fun, with no profanity.

Best applications:
  • Wedding, Anniversary ,Romantic & Naughty Baskets
  • Valentine's Day gifts
  • Party favors (bachelor, bachorlette parties)

Customizing Ideas:
Great for balloon weights for any of the occasions above. Attach red and black latex balloons, and a mylar with a kiss design or red heart. Use as giveaways (in bulk) at lingerie or erotic shops stores.

Gift Packed Cookies

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Also available in bulk

Example "Naughty but Nice" Fortunes
I feel like a million tonight ... but one at a time.
Mae West		 After all is said and done, more is said than done. "If my Calvins could talk, they would yawn."
Joan Rivers
I have good looking kids. Thank God my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield Familiarity breeds consent. Two's company and three's the result.
Inside each crispy fortune cookie is one of over 100 different delightful sayings relating to the holiday, occasion or popular theme depicted on the outside of the colorful carry-out box.  There are eight individually wrapped cookies in each pail.  Each box is $6.95.  Minimum order is 12 boxes ($70.20).  Plus shipping in the continental USA.  Note: These cookies are kosher but are not certified because of the theme.