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"Naughty but Nice" Fortune Cookies

Types of fortunes:
Over 100 different slightly naughty jokes & quotes. The fortunes are good fun, with no profanity.

Best applications:
  • Wedding, Anniversary, Romantic & Naughty Baskets
  • Valentine's Day gifts
  • Party favors (bachelor, bachorlette parties)

Bulk Cookies

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Gift Packs also available

Example "Naughty but Nice" Fortunes

I feel like a million tonight ... but one at a time.
Mae West
After all is said and done, more is said than done. "If my Calvins could talk, they would yawn."
Joan Rivers
I have good looking kids. Thank God my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield Familiarity breeds consent. Two's company and three's the result.
Inside each crispy fortune cookie is one of over 100 different delightful sayings relating to the holiday, occasion or popular theme.  Each fortune cookie comes individually wrapped.  Bulk themed fortune cookies are packed 300 to a pail.  Each pail of 300 is $94.00.  Plus shipping in the continental USA.    Note: These cookies are kosher but are not certified because of the theme.